Thursday, December 6, 2012

Prologue

I'm a new to this blogging business. I've read a few, but writing one myself was never my plan. I wondered how people could waste their time writing such stuff as blogs, and yet there was an even more unimaginable class of men - those who'd waste even greater reading them. Yet here I am, with a blog of my own. This blog is in fact only to put in my ideas, before I forget them (I generally do), and also to straighten up my ideology, which is quite shaky (imagine a bin pendi ka lota xD). I get inspired too easily, sometimes a bit carried away, I have this feeling, that I always tend to have strong feelings; I feel too strongly about something or else, I don't feel about it at all.

Now you'd be wondering why does it matter what I feel about, there are a hell lot people, feeling strongly about a hell lot of things. Why should I be of such importance? Buddy, because I'm a professional inspirer (wonder if such word even exists) but I ain't boasting. When I feel strongly about something, I make sure that every around also shares my views, anyone within the reach of my tiny influence zone, has to bear with me about arguments, ideas and stuff until they agree (my friends would surely say aye to that). So you see its quite important that I be an unwavering, stoic, robust, remorseless... whatever, who clearly knows what his stand is about something. But this isn't the case I shift so much, take U turns, and then contradict anybody who'd point out to my previous ideologies as something that I could never ever have imagined. (This is the reason why I started writing this blog, because you desperately need some proofs against me :P)

I love debates, I can debate about anything, take either of the sides and still win.

You and I know its not true, but if someone would say it to you confidently and coolly, I'm sure most of us will believe him, and maybe shy away from a potential discussion, this is one of the first lessons that I learned in college, and that's the trick of this decade, especially in India, you can achieve so much with this trick believe me.

Oh well, we are getting offtrack and well guess you're starting to get influenced by me. lol. Anyways as I was saying that I tend to have strong feelings about stuff and I love taking stands but the problem my North and South poles keep swapping so frequently that, even I get frustrated. You'd be wondering what is the stimulus of the sudden change of hearts? Well, even a professional inspirer like me has a few inspirers. I read. By that I mean I read a lot. Yes, keep scrolling my mobile, browsing BBC, TOI, Telegraph, CNN, WaPo, PC World whole whole day (bless the Opera Mini 4.4) So when I read about the heads more, I stand up for the heads, make sure every one knows that I'm from one of the die-hard supporter of heads, but then gradually I   start getting curious about who the hell is Tails, why does he oppose Heads? Then I read all about the Tails, and yeah sure, in ninety percent cases, Mr. Tails gets a new die-hard man! 8)

Lets have an example about I then, shall we? because I love explaining with examples.

When I was a kid, about 15, I had no access to computers, well really, so one fine day, some how I managed to fool my dad into buying me a new Laptop. I get this machine and I'm excited, but I've nothing much to do with it, I could already watch DVDs and play games, what to do with it? (I had no internet connection :|, for those who're raising their brows about why I didn't explore the pword :P)
So I started reading the help files of Windows, I read it all about Windows Vista Home Basic help, I Vista met with its strongest fan ever. I couldn't believe how people could criticize Vista? Vista was the ultimate operating system. I could defend Vista against a dozen XP supporters, withstand their siege for months. And then this bright day dawns, I get the internet, I read about XP, and I'm one of the most ardent ally of XP. No issues eh, not really, I'm made half of those dozen Xp'ian install Vista :P When I took the U-Turn, I vehemently denied ever siding up with Vista, the most useless piece of software ever released by MS. Though there were several many obvious reasons why Vista was once my favorite, take Windows Aero for instance, but as I've already mentioned I forgot most of them.


So you see this happens all the time, and that is why I'm gonna start to blog. So that I'd get to know more about me when I read my own older posts, so that one day may be this wont happen again. I'd be a person of as sturdy ideology as the glorious history of Manchester United!

Now I've slowly realized that you should consider both sides of the coin, before you take a stand. Though this hasn't helped me much. :( Bill Gates was the man who transformed the computing world for me until Steve Jobs dies, that was when I learned about the Macs and Apples, though now this crown rests with Mr. Dennis Ritchie. Well, though you guys should say that these all guys together 'helped shape the digital era' if you can suppress the urge of having strong feelings for one of them, which I can't.

I believe if you're still reading this, you've already wasted a lot of you precious time reading about a nobody, man you surely are jobless :P but wait, in conclusion I'd like to set down a few facts about things, that I really really do feel strong about. And well consider them as the pathar pe lakir kind of.


  • Mahatma Gandhi was one of greatest man ever to walk on the face of earth. The man had more mettle in him than all of the our current world leaders combined. And this is a universal truth mate, it wont change with time!
  • To achieve something, you need to work hard, forget all that shit about being smart, it happens only in movies, this is life.
  • Eminem's shit is inspirational, just try to perceive your life through those lyrics.
  • Good governance can't be achieved by blaming the government. Be the change that you want to see.
  • Association Football is the most beautiful game on earth, I'm talking about the video-game, the sport and anything that you can imagine.
  • Some of you must have seen this coming but yes, Manchester United is the greatest ever football club, and I have reasons for it.
I learnt all that with experience, and as far as I believe they are undeniable facts.
I'd save more for later then.

Thanks for being patient, forget what you read ASAP, don't have that look in your eyes when you meet me next time. (You know the look that you give when you wanna show that you know something about something that others don't. Yeah that look.)

Buzz off, I'm tired of typing now.


What do you expect after ^^^ that? -.-

I know its kind of lame.

But I'm enjoying this.

Because I love to irritate people.

BYE for now, really :P

Peace Out!

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